in my dream i had a stalker and i had to kill him...
i stabbed him to death in the neck with a fork i’d heated up with my blow dryer (it took me like 12 stabs) my brother came home from afghanistan to hide the body in an old train car he bought for $33,000 after birds and bugs ate the flesh we buried the bones at my grandparents’ farm WHAT THE FUCK happy halloween i guess?
my cat loooooooves my heated blanket
she’s definitely gonna be sleeping with me until spring
thedailywhat: This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: Ellen DeGeneres Show writer Amy Rhodes goes on assignment to the Universal Studios haunted Halloween maze. Horrorlarity ensues. [paulscheer / ratsoff.] this is hilarious “THAT’S SO RUDE”
i am lying in bed, reading an old favorite book...
this is the best feeling i’ve had in ages
grey's anatomy was so sad at the end
also wtf torrez and arizona
i got up early to write/rehearse my speech
drove an hour into school paid $3 to park class was cancelled FUUUUUU.jpg
greenorblue: To Anon that said “Our Way Home” was incredible, This is one of my favorite videos of us, mostly because it was a shit load of fun…and we were on our way home. i found this on youtube a few days ago too, and it is fantastic
had a dream about living in a dorm with a...
except for some reason the bathrooms were gross. otherwise, it was a nice dream.
i walked behind my conservtive, republican,...
he was on his laptop, looking at pictures of weed. months ago i’d overheard my mom scolding him for smoking at a party they went to, and assumed it was cigarettes. MY DAD IS A POT HEAD
I'll show you mine if you show me yours first....
Limewire has been shut down
article here limewire served me well throughout middle school and high school RIP
I always listen to this when I can’t sleep ...
i just deleted a 3 minute long voicemail my...
it felt like yet another weight was lifted off of my shoulders
am i the only one on tumblr who isn't impressed by...
i don’t enjoy the song, and she doesn’t seem to be very talented from what i saw in her video