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in my dream i had a stalker and i had to kill him...

i stabbed him to death in the neck with a fork i’d heated up with my blow dryer (it took me like 12 stabs) my brother came home from afghanistan to hide the body in an old train car he bought for $33,000 after birds and bugs ate the flesh we buried the bones at my grandparents’ farm WHAT THE FUCK happy halloween i guess?

Oct 31st

my cat loooooooves my heated blanket

she’s definitely gonna be sleeping with me until spring

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thedailywhat: This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: Ellen DeGeneres Show writer Amy Rhodes goes on assignment to the Universal Studios haunted Halloween maze. Horrorlarity ensues. [paulscheer / ratsoff.] this is hilarious “THAT’S SO RUDE”

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i am lying in bed, reading an old favorite book...

this is the best feeling i’ve had in ages

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grey's anatomy was so sad at the end

also wtf torrez and arizona

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i got up early to write/rehearse my speech

drove an hour into school paid $3 to park class was cancelled FUUUUUU.jpg

Oct 28th

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greenorblue: To Anon that said “Our Way Home” was incredible, This is one of my favorite videos of us, mostly because it was a shit load of fun…and we were on our way home. i found this on youtube a few days ago too, and it is fantastic

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had a dream about living in a dorm with a...

except for some reason the bathrooms were gross. otherwise, it was a nice dream.

Oct 28th

i walked behind my conservtive, republican,...

he was on his laptop, looking at pictures of weed. months ago i’d overheard my mom scolding him for smoking at a party they went to, and assumed it was cigarettes. MY DAD IS A POT HEAD

Oct 28th