This blog does not have any kind of consistent theme other than text posts with me bitching about how hard it is being an adult.

“Heteronormativity isn’t just about the presumption that everyone is heterosexual. The expectation that boys woo girls feeds into your mind the expectation that relationships are necessary for fulfilment, and you are less than if you are not having particular kinds of sex with a particular, and a particular kind of, person at particular intervals. It’s about what Lauren Berlant calls the love plot, in which love is produced as a generic text enabling society to interpret your life as following certain conventions. It’s not about what you want, it’s about what you’re supposed to want. You’re not encouraged to think about what you want in relationships, if anything, so much as you are encouraged to fit a script. Heteronormativity messes things up for everyone, straight people included.”

Tossing the script of desire | Zero at the Bone (via bakerstreets)


Baby Harry having no clue what his actual name was, due to the fact everyone seemed to have a different nickname for him.

He was Lily’s sweetheart, James’ troublemaker, Sirius’ buddy, Remus’ little man and Peter’s pipsqueak.

Harry as a toddler getting overexcited whenever Petunia or Vernon would refer to him as ‘nothing but a little troublemaker’, thinking his Dad was coming back to take him away from these awful people. 


u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise



look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt







i’m so upset

I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!

I can’t

present active boōpresent infinitive boāreperfect active boāvīsupine boātum



if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter

do they speak latin because it’s a dead language


Do you reckon it’s any good being a complete neurotypical person with no mental health issues who works in an office and goes to Ibiza and genuinely enjoys going to nightclubs and wants to do shit like getting a mortgage and getting married and all that, cos from the outside it looks quite boring but they’re probably having a great time








Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka