Being internet smart is like the 21st century version of being street smart.
Okay Dad, these are the websites you use to watch your show.
Sockshare, Putlocker, gorillavid, nosvideo and novamov are your friends, stick to them and you know you’re okay.
DO NOT click on anything that wants you to download updates or DivX.
DO NOT click on adverts on the side.
And be very cautious of fake play buttons.
You are ready. Go forth and watch Dexter.
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
Shoutout to the people out there who weren’t allowed to show emotion as children growing up and have issues about it as adults
middle school vs high school
in college i had to buy a new $150 graphing calculator because anthony made a program named ‘sexlist’ and listed all of the guys he’d slept with, and when we took tests the ta’s checked the programming of our calculators to make sure we weren’t cheating
Castiel + sass
how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me
COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
emotional abuse is when someone does something to hurt you, and when you express your feelings, that you’re upset, they turn it around to be something you did to hurt them and they force you to apologize for it, and your feelings, like always, are rendered invalid and silenced, forever damaging the ability to trust others with your feelings because they always are used against you.
this is important because so many people don’t know this
i made a graph of my personality
the rough neighborhoods of italy are called the spaghetto
how am i not tired of reading about the same two people falling in love in 5000 different ways yet
My room for old ass games.
I built the arcade cabinet and the white shelves.
I completed the shelves last night took a step back, admired my work… Then said in my head “you’re a 26 year old lady.”
But whatever, I own my own house and that means that if I want a room for old games then SO BE IT.
BEST TWEET EVER.
I want this tattooed on my fucking body
Chai Lattes are literally the worst thing ever and I always forget and then my mouth tastes like a Joanne Fabrics store
#jesus howard them shits is nasty#hipster nonsense#it has a texture(x)
If there’s one thing I’ve learned from reading fanfiction, it’s that clear communication will save you at least three chapters of angst.